Saturday 31 January 2015

TV Pilot Opinions

Hey guys! So today is Saturday, and as usual I spent it in bed watching TV. So for some reason I decided to watch the pilots of multiple shows. So here is my opinion on some of them-

Teen Wolf- So I must admit that I have seen the pilot like 7 times and I am slightly obsessed. I mean who doesn't love Dylan O'Brien as Stiles! Of course Scott turning into a werewolf is going to be a bit cliche but that can't be helped when the plot is about werewolves. Also Scott (Tyler Posey) was in desperate need of a haircut. But all in all was a good Pilot and I cant wait for the new season to continue.

Gotham- Now I cannot say that I am a huge fan of Batman and fully understand the storyline but even I could tell that some of the ages were of in comparison to Bruce Wayne. Despite this it was interesting to watch and I loved Penguin who actually behaves like a Penguin! The one thing that I cannot get passed it the line said by a woman named Fish. "I see a little danger in your eye. I wonder what you will do with it?" First off the lady is named Fish. FISH! What kind of name is that?!?! And its danger, not a toy? He isn't going to do anything with it.

American Horror Story- I watched this purely due to the fact that that it was rated the top show on IMDB. I mean it even beat Game of Thrones! So I had high expectations. However I ended up finding it highly disturbing and creepy. What was up with the baby heads in jars? And the creepy maid lady who plays Barneys mum on How I Met Your Mother who turned into a hot chick trying to seduce the husband, I mean now he is lusting over a old lady. That's just wrong. And then the husband has strange fetishes about standing in front of a fire butt naked. Even if he does have a decent butt I don't really get it. Then there was the dude in the black morph suit who slept with the wife. Who was that guy? Cause we all know its not the nudist pyromaniac husband. There were too many storylines going on at once so it was hard to keep up.

Orange is the new black- At first I thought it was kind of weird that the woman was crying on the toilet right before/after she was having sex with her fiance but it made more sense when I realised she was going to prison the next day. But I spent most of the episode trying to work out what was going on as there was lots of jumping back and forwards. But overall I still thought it was good.

Glee- Okay, so instead of watching the pilot I watched last nights episode instead. I thought it was worth mentioning as I was very confused about some things. Whats is Sue's obsession with Klaine? Did anyone else find the Jigsaw Sue really creepy? Am I the only one who noticed that technically the New Directions only had 6 members and not 12 so they technically shouldn't have even been able to perform let alone win? I'm not really sure whats going on with Glee anymore but it seems to have gone downhill so much that they seem to be making fun of themselves which actually makes it funnier.

Anyway those were my opinions. Please share any if yours!

- Random Girl xxx
















Friday 30 January 2015

The cure for a common cold!

Hey guys! So today I woke up really excited cause one of my bestfriends who moved away is coming plus I'm going to a party tonight! But then, with my luck I got a cold. TODAY! Why did it have to be today? So I then discovered that if I hate chocolate then I stopped sneezing!

So it's a official. Chocolate is the cure for a common cold! So next time any if you get a cold, eat CHOCOLATE! 

-A very ill Random Girl xx

Wednesday 28 January 2015

"The Accident"

Hey everyone! So today I am going to tell you a little more about myself. Especially something that has been going on recently. So just over 2 years ago I got into a ski accident. It was not my fault. Really. Anyone who knows me knows how accident prone I am. But this time I can actually blame someone else! But before that you need to know the events leading to "The Accident". 

The day before I had a massive panic attack on a red run when I was with a ski school. Really it was not pretty. I was in full blown tears. And what was even more embarrassing was that the rest of the ski group were all like 3 years younger than me. I was meant to be the cool one who was really good. But no. There I am crying like a 5 year old girl instead of a 15 year old one. What has this got to to with "The Accident"? Well this led to me skipping ski school the next day. Cause, how the hell was I gonna face those kids after my breakdown the day before. So instead me, my dad and my brother went skiing together in the afternoon. Lets just say my brother is not a great skier. Okay he sucks! So I continued by myself down the slope. Now your wrong if you think this is when it happened. Because it didn't. I actually made it down perfectly fine on my own. Eventually my dad and brother joined me. My brother and I were done for the day and just wanted to go back to the hotel and eat Pizza. Cause we were in Italy so of course that's what we wanted to do. But my dad wanted to go for another run without my brother so that he could actually ski faster than a snail. So what did I say? Well I guess you can see where this is going, So we went for another run with my dad just in front of me. And then..... BAM! An idiot Italian dude hit me going a gazillion miles an hour! Did I mention he was wearing a bright orange jumpsuit? BRIGHT ORANGE!! And then he got up and left. LEFT! he just left me there to catch hypothermia and die! Okay that's exaggerating. But still!

So at first I kind of just laid there. I think I was in shock. All that was going through my mind was, "WTF just happened"? That's when I noticed the blinding hot pain in my knee which was twisted in a slightly weird angle. My dad didn't know what happened yet as he was further ahead, so I was on my own. I couldn't move so I just waited wondering how the hell was I meant to get down the slope now? And out of nowhere a ski instructor came over when he realised what and happened and sent people to come and get me. May I also mention the fact that the ski instructor was hot? Like REALLY HOT! And he spoke perfect English. Oh did I not mention that the really hot ski instructor was Italian? That just made him even hotter! 

So an hour later I said goodbye to the hot Italian guy :( , and was taken down the slope. Not much happened after that and a lot of waiting. Four hours later I finally made it to the mini hospital. FOUR FREAKING HOURS LATER! There they put me in a cast after x-raying me despite the no broken bones and they sent me back to the hotel and told me to get checked out back home. At least that is what I think he said as it was all in Italian. So after that I had to hang out by myself for the rest of the week and then took a flight (where I took up three seats) home.

After a brace, months on crutches and physio it was finally all over. Or so we thought. 2 years later which was about 3 months ago I was suddenly in loads of pain again. So I got checked out and had an MRI but nothing showed up to explain the pain in my knee. So they suggested I have surgery to check it out. That is when they FINALLY found out that I had torn my ACL and another ligament in my knee from "The Accident"! It took 2 years of me being in pain before they figured it out. And I thought that they were meant to be clever. 

So about 9 weeks ago I had a major reconstruction surgery on my knee. Was the most painful thing I've ever had to go through in my life. Not even morphine helped. I didn't even get to enjoy the high because I was to busy being miserable. So after a torturous 6 weeks I was finally off crutches and the brace came off 2 weeks ago. Now I'm going through the lovely experience of physio. It is torture. They are forcing me to bend my knee at angles that I haven't done in 2 years and if not better in a week then they are apparently going to do another procedure of some sort which is gonna be even more torturous. Good news is that after all this I will finally have a leg that doesn't hurt anymore. Took them long enough! 

Now I am going to go and get tortured this afternoon at physio, so wish me luck!  And remember if you are going skiing anytime soon... Please watch out for an Italian in an orange jumpsuit! And if you do get hurt, hopefully you will get rescued by a hot instructor like I did!

- Random Girl xxx




















Tuesday 27 January 2015

Random Day! January 28th

Hey Guys! For this next post i had no idea what to write. I'm still new at this and I couldn't come up with any ideas. So I looked up today's date on google. And you want to know what I found. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. There is nothing happening on January 28th 2015. With 7,290,964,302 people on the planet you with think there was something special happening everyday. But no. So maybe we should make it a special day. You know like pancake day, Nutella day, anything to do with food day.. I would like to declare it Random Day! 

So if anyone out there knows anything special about today then please let me know? I just think it's sad otherwise.

Happy Random Day!

-Random Girl xxx

A Random School Day

Hey Everyone! Or nobody.. I'm not sure if anyone will bother to read this but I like to think that at least one person is, so this is for them.

So school. Everyone has to go through it at some stage but now I just can't wait for it to be over. I mean when are we really going to need to use half the stuff. Why do I need to know that the population of Somalia is 10, 251, 568? (And yes I did have to look that up again cause why the hell should I be able to remember that??) 

This summer I was so excited that I was finally entering my last year of school. We would be the oldest year, with our friends as leaders of all the clubs and as head boy and girl. We would have to most respect because we survived. But no. You want to know what happened?? I had to REPEAT THE YEAR!!! I was this close and then it all got ruined because I may have failed one too many exams.. okay that's a lie.. I failed them all. But still.. It's not my fault I suck at exams! Now all my friends are leaving me behind and I have to suffer though it all again. I'm also in a year that for some reason hate me.. I have a sneaky suspicion that it is because Willem (my neighbour who is in this year) told everyone that my parents are drug dealers! ( That's not true by the way in case that wasn't obvious)

So here is a bit about my sucky day at school. Today we have assembly, where we have to sit in a big freezing sports hall with the whole school whilst the headmaster drones on and on about something.. Not sure what cause I was paying attention. You just have to make sure that you clap on time and no one cares. The only good thing was that because we are the oldest (or second oldest I guess) we get to sit in the back. This means that we are all paying attention to what is on our phone screens  than the heads speech about our schools 35th birthday. (By the way Happy Birthday School!) After a while I start to find if feel bad for the headmaster is is oblivious to everyone's texting, snapchatting and in my case blogging.

So after THAT torture is over I have to go to Geography with the lovely Mr Barnett. For your information he gives us a test EVERY LESSON!! Yes. Every single one. So today of course we have a test. And if course I missed the lesson before and have no idea what it is about. So i just guess all the figures about Energy or whatever it was on. Let's just say it did not go well. Okay I got 1 out of 20. But again not my fault.

So after that disaster I had to go to learning support. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is basically extra lessons for dumb people. I mean I had to read about how to look after pet rats! I mean who the hell would want a rat around long enought to feed it and buy it a cage. They are just creepy and disturbing. This is why I have cats instead. They are cute and they kill the rats. 

Then I had a free period which instead of spending my time finishing my economics homework which was due last week (wow I sound like a awful student. maybe that's why I failed??) I am sitting in the school library ignoring everyone around me whilst I start writing this post for you guys. Or nobody. We will see. And obviously no one around seems to care that I had been typing my phone for 15 mins and no one asks why. Which is good. Because no one knows about this blog. And I like it that way. It allows me to be completely honest and talk about whoever I want without people hating me for it.

Now don't even get me started on what happened in Economics. My teacher Tom ditched us for a hockey match. Yes I did call him by his first name. That would be because he had been going out with my bestfriends mum for a year and I helped him get the job at my school. Well that was a stupid idea! He just gave us a quadrillion questions that HAD to be finished by the end of the lesson, and we weren't allowed to talk or check are book. But according to him it's NOT a test! Even though you have to be silent and not allowed to use your book. So once he left, what did we all do? We do what any bunch if teachers do? We talked and cheated our way through the hour. So for anyone who knows someone who is looking for a teaching job, don't reccomend then to your school. They may be nice at home but at school they could end up being a awful teacher that will probably help with lead you or failing your exams. Or in in my case, AGAIN. 

Anyway I think that is enough for now. I will leave you guys to continue with your lives. And for anyone who is at school today? Good luck! You going to need it!

-Random Girl xx

Monday 26 January 2015

My First Post! :)

Hey! So this is my first post ever and I don't think I will get many (or any) followers but I thought it would be fun. So I will tell you a little bit about me. My mum is Colombian and and my dad is British. I have traveled the world from a young age. I lived on a boat and crossed the Atlantic, sailing around the Caribbean. I have also had many health issues from the age of 5 but I am finally getting better a bit over 10 years later. I failed the year last year so I am repeating (which sucks!). I also have very complicated friendships and way less boy drama than last year (which I will got to another time). I have no idea how this year is going to turn out. Will I make any friends in a year who seems to hate me? Will I meet a guy? Will I finially pass my exams? Will keep you posted! ;)